CaffeDerm at ThinkGeek

OMG, I must have this!

“So drop that Dew, put down that Jolt catheter, and grab hold of our newly patented CaffeDerm® caffeine patches – they easily apply to your shoulder and provide a steady dose of caffeine throughout the day. These calorie-free fixes are just enough to keep you from ripping your teeth out without generating any brain fuzz so you can actually present yourself as a sentient!”

Category: Coffee

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Author, photographer, and late-nighter Jeff Carlson writes for outlets such as Popular Photography, DPReview, Creative Pro, and others, and is a contributing editor for TidBITS. He is the author of Take Control of Your Digital Photos; The Photographer's Guide to Luminar AI, Take Control of Apple Watch, and Take Control of Your Digital Storage, among many other titles. View all posts by Jeff Carlson

Jason April 2, 2004 at 10:42 am

You of course realize that the first day ThinkGeek advertised CaffeDerm was April 1, 2004, don’t you?

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The Trommetter Times April 2, 2004 at 10:56 am

Caffeine Withdrawal

Get Mean With The Bean And Wean That Caffeine! Trying to escape the grasp of the caffeine demon? Tired of…

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Jeff Carlson April 2, 2004 at 11:07 am

Oh yes… notice the date on my post! 🙂

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