I frequently receive misdirected email intended for New England Coffee Company because they’re necoffeeco.com, while I’m necoffee.com. Usually the emails are things like, “I need to order [X number of] pounds of [coffee blend name],” and I have a boilerplate response that I usually send back.
One email today was a bit unexpected and funny to receive:
From: [name and email withheld]
To: [someone]@necoffee.com
Christ, you call your office and it’s like calling the white house “your call may be monitored…… and know I find out that all of you losers spend your time e-mailing jokes to each other. It must be tough…. get me a job over there!?!?!? Oh yeah, I forgot you have no pull!!!!!! Talk to [name], shithead, and get back to me.
Ahh, the state of corporate email today. The funny thing is that the email came from a law firm.
